January 2011
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Messing with People: A Cat's How-To Guide
This year for Christmas, I went to Virginia to spend ten days with my parents. My cats, on the other hand, stayed home and spent the holidays with each other. I had a couple of people checking on them, so they were fine on food and water, yet they just couldn’t help letting me know that they were angry with me being gone for such a long period. On the night before I returned, they pissed...
November 2010
1 post
'The Magicians': a book review
Christ. Apparently I have nothing of interest to write in this lonesome and desolate blog that I am resorting to writing a book review. Seriously? Although my ability to read has been called in to question on numerous occasions, I can assure you that I am quite proficient in the art of, well, reading, and that I am more than capable of writing a review of the literary merits of the novel that I...
February 2010
2 posts
Hades and My Office: Similarities?
Yes. I am referring to Hell. Not because of my office’s wondrous abilities to enact policies that are not ready to be adopted. Or their ability to make everything so much harder than it should be. No, no, not at all. Rather, the actually temperature of my office.
See, I’m one of the lucky ones; I don’t work in a cubicle. I have an office and it’s a pretty sweet office...
Jack never really thought about the world around him. Don’t think that he was ignorant, not at all; he read the news every morning and was actually quite smart. He graduated from an Ivy League school with honors and had a great job, stunning wife, and a couple of kids who go private school and will no doubt go to an Ivy League school as well. Yet, he never noticed the squirrel nest in the...
October 2009
2 posts
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Zombies are the New Black.
I like zombies. They’re fun to kill in video games. It’s fun to watch them kill people in movies. It’s also fun to watch them get killed by people in movies, and yet, I can’t help but feel that the poor zombies are being exploited by the powers that be. I understand that it is near Halloween as well, so it’s zombies, devil-spawns, and vampires galore. ...
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Blow Up The Moon?
About time. The Moon has had it way too easy these past billions of years (thousands, if you’re dumb). NASA has already launched a rocket to drop a bomb into a crater that may contain water. This crater, which is on the South pole of the moon, will soon have a brand new crater inside of it. By bombing a crater, they’ll be able to tell whether or not there is any water because of the...